"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
new obsession ♆
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
10,077,201 Reblog every time
Almost 11 million
11,099,239 still reblogging
631 people so far are not Rick.
Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick
My friend on facebook is called Rick and I wanna tell him he is one in a million so we need to get this to a million notes!!!
So much unrickness
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them
Always this. Always.
"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"
And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.